Ray J and cocktail, Megan McAllister Philip Markoff, Reza Aslan: Netizens’ choice…

Hullo folks,

I was just going through Google Trends the other day when I realised how quaint were the search patterns that people actually searched. After some laborious slogging and detailed researching, I postulated that netizens had a queer flair for looking things up. And the strangest part is that it is people like you and me who populate the cyber generation, and actually look this s#!t up. So here’s a brief insight delving into what’s going on our cluttered minds:

Ray J and Cocktail:

Apparently, this is about some Pop hotshot Ray J (whose claim to fame is his acquaintance with Beyonce and Jay Z) who’s looking for his love interest from a faction of wannabe gold-diggers. The show, tentatively titled “For the love of Ray J”, is garnering decent credibility amongst the viewers. And apparently, this ‘Cocktail’ chick has won the show, listing high on priority and prominence. The other two in the Top Three were Monica Leon (nicknamed Danger) and a chick named Unique (????!!!!????).

Megan McAllister Philip Markoff:

Phil Markoff with fiancee Megan McAllister

He is an enigma of sorts, a Boston University medical student who is charged with a robbery bid and killing Julissa Brisman, a masseuse. And what else,,,??? He is reportedly engaged to be married to his log time sweetheart, Megan McAllister. Phil Markoff is believed to have a thing for sex-workers, which has been vehemently denied by his fiancée, Megan McAllister. If proved guilty, this guy is sure to give seasoned criminals a run for their money.

Julissa Brisman

Reza Aslan: Islam Guru

The man himself, Reza Aslan.

He is probably an internationally known writer and scholar of comparative religions who holds degrees in religion from Harvard University, Santa Clara University and the University of California, Santa Barbara. He also has a Master’s in fine arts from the University of Iowa. His views and beliefs over the religion of Bahai are much-admired amongst religious gurus and the man is believed to command an enormous following, with all his lectures boasting of packed houses.

Reza Aslan

Yeah, I know you don’t believe it either,,,, all this is what you and me look out for. What happened to the good ol’ days where internet porn ruled the roost, when all we searched for, were hot pics of our dream celebrities, or a gorgeous set of wheels, or the latest gadgets. Have we totally lost it? M already bogged down by all this and am off browsing for some hot pics of Kim Kardashian(btw, she’s delicious!!!) you guys, too,think before you click and pleeeeeeezze,, Get A LIFE…!!!

Cheerleader Coach,Carlie Christine, sacked post nude Playboy photoshoot….

Carlie Christine, a cheerleading coach has been fired after parents and authorities came to know about a sexy photoshoot Carlie shot for adult magazine Playboy’s February issue. And the best part of it all— she was the ‘Siren of the Week’ in that issue.

The news had been doing many rounds as a rumour in the school corridors for quite some time… Hence; it didn’t come as a surprise when the actual photographs came out. An immediate complaint was forwarded to school authorities at the Casa Robles High School who took no time in dislodging Christine from her job as the coach for the school’s cheerleading team.

Inside sources have remarked that the primary reason that really undid it for Carlie is when a few girls didn’t make it to the cheerleading team due to some unsanctioned leaves from school. Frustrated at being left out, angry girls made copies of the Playboy photographs and submitted them at the Principal’s desk.

According to the faculty and staff, the most amazing thing about the whole episode was the fact that the students had seen and knew all about the photographs but hadn’t bothered to make any formal complaint prior to this. Though Carlie herself could not be contacted for a direct quote, close friends have assured she’s unperturbed by the whole fiasco. She, probably, even intends to take up modelling full-time in the near future allaying doubts over her future course of action. This gal, surely, has got some way to go…